Chris Conidis A Day at the World of Walt Dinsey: The Ultimate Magical Misadventure
A Day at the World of Walt Dinsey: The Ultimate Magical Misadventure Welcome to Walt Dinsey World , where dreams are manufactured in the form of overpriced churros and your sense of self-worth is chipped away by aggressive marketing. It’s another glorious day in the Happiest Place on Earth (tm), and you’re about to experience a level of “magic” only achievable by spending your life savings on a ticket to a place where air-conditioning is a myth and personal space doesn’t exist. 7:00 AM: The Great Herding The day begins as you join The Great Herd of Humans , a mass of humanity that shuffles toward the gates in a synchronized, zombie-like procession. Everyone’s decked out in matching family T-shirts, ready for a day of wondrous over-stimulation and moderate-to-severe physical exhaustion. Your kids, of course, are already demanding a new plushie because, apparently, their lives depend on it. Your self-doubt deepens as you realize you forgot to pack sunscreen—again. Ma...